Unbelievable Kesselspitze Luxury: Your Austrian Alps Dream Awaits!
Unbelievable Kesselspitze Luxury: Your Austrian Alps Dream Awaits! - A Review That Might Just Make You Book (or Not!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or, you know, the Glühwein) on Unbelievable Kesselspitze Luxury. This isn't your dry, corporate hotel review. This is the real deal, warts and all, written by someone who actually stayed there (yes, me!) and developed a slightly unhealthy obsession with the spa.
Let's be honest, the Austrian Alps? Dreamy. Luxury? Always nice. But does Kesselspitze actually deliver on the "Unbelievable" promise? Well, let's see. Let’s dissect this beast room by room, spa by spa, and buffet table by buffet table.
First Impressions & Getting There (Accessibility - Ugh, Sometimes):
Right off the bat, getting there can be a bit… alpine. The location is part of the charm, nestled right in the heart of the mountains. You’ll probably want to fly into Munich (airport transfer available, thank god!) and then brave the winding roads. The car park is free (a big win!), and they have valet parking, so you can live that "I'm too fancy to park my own car" fantasy.
Now, for the accessibility stuff - because, let's be real, that's important. They do have facilities for disabled guests and an elevator, which is a good start. More on that later, but I definitely spotted some guests using wheelchairs without a problem. However, navigating some of the older, charm-filled areas might be tricky. So, check with the hotel beforehand if you have specific requirements.
Rooms: Plush, but Watch Out for the Mini Bar…
My room? Glorious. Seriously. Let's just say I was ready to move in permanently. The Wi-Fi [free] worked like a charm (important for a digital nomad like myself), and there was Internet access – wireless everywhere. Air conditioning was a godsend (though the fresh mountain air is even better). The blackout curtains were perfect for sleeping in (which I did, a lot).
The bathtub was HUGE and the bathrobes were so fluffy I almost forgot I was a grown adult. They even have the little details covered: complimentary tea and coffee, slippers, and a safe box. You know, the usual suspects in the luxury department.
One minor, petty complaint (because what's a review without one?): the mini bar was so tempting! So many little goodies. And, as I recall, a slightly pricey bottle of sparkling water that I polished off at 3 AM while scrolling TikTok. Don't judge me.
Things to do (Mostly, Relaxing):
Okay, this is where Kesselspitze really shines. Body scrub, body wrap, massage… I felt like I was wrapped in a cloud of pure bliss! And the Spa/sauna area? Forget about it. I practically lived in the sauna and the steamroom. My skin never felt so damn good.
The pool with a view? Majestic. You're swimming, staring at the snow-capped peaks of the Alps, and wondering how you got so lucky to be alive. (And maybe, just maybe, slightly tipsy from the poolside bar). Now, I didn't make it to the fitness center (too much spa-ing!), but I hear it's well-equipped.
There are also lots of things to do if you want to leave the hotel: skiing, of course, and hiking and all that. I will only admit to having the time to watch a mountain goat from the window of said steaming room. It was a very relaxing experience.
Dining (Food, Glorious Food - and a Whole Lot of Options):
My stomach is rumbling just thinking about the food. The breakfast [buffet] was epic. Seriously, the BEST breakfast buffet. From Asian breakfast to Western breakfast, there was something for everyone. Think mountains of fresh fruit, pastries, and cheeses that would make your grandmother weep with joy. The coffee/tea in restaurant was always fresh.
The restaurants themselves were a delight. A la carte in restaurant, buffet in restaurant, restaurants, etc. You name it, they had it. I particularly loved the vegetarian restaurant (yes, they have one!). And the desserts in restaurant? Let's just say I had to loosen my belt a few times. The poolside bar also deserves a shout-out, because who doesn't love a cocktail with a view?
Cleanliness and Safety (Post-Pandemic Anxiety, Be Gone!):
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room: COVID. Listen, the hotel took it seriously. They have all the necessary precautions: Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere, staff trained in safety protocol, individually-wrapped food options, safe dining setup. Basically, I felt really safe. The staff were also incredibly attentive, and they had a doctor/nurse on call if you needed it. It's probably one of the safest places you can hang out.
And, oh my god, they had Room sanitization opt-out available in case you're a germophobe. They're literally giving you an out.
Services and Conveniences (Making Life Easy):
The extras? They got them. Concierge, daily housekeeping, dry cleaning, laundry service, the works. If you need it, they’ve probably got it. They also have a gift/souvenir shop for the obligatory "I visited the Austrian Alps" trinkets.
For the Kids (Family-Friendly Fun):
Family/child friendly is definitely on the menu! There are kids facilities and a babysitting service. So, parents, you can have some time to yourself (hello, spa!).
The Downsides (Because No Place is Perfect):
Look, Kesselspitze is amazing. But it’s not perfect. I mean, I'm stretching to come up with issues but here we are:
- Getting There: The drive. It’s beautiful, but the winding roads.
- Cost: It’s luxury, so it’s not cheap. But you know what? It’s worth it. Seriously, it’s worth the splurge.
The Verdict: Should You Book?
YES. ABSOLUTELY YES. If you want an escape to the Austrian Alps, a place to completely disconnect (or partially disconnect, thanks to the amazing Wi-Fi), and to indulge in some serious pampering, then Unbelievable Kesselspitze Luxury is the place to be. It is unbelievable.
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I'm already planning my return. Seriously, I need to go back. The spa, the food, the views… I’m dreaming of the pool, the spa, the mountains, the food…
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, cause this ain't your Aunt Mildred's meticulously planned holiday itinerary. We're going to Obertauern, Austria, to the Kesselspitze Hotel & Chalet, and let's just say… spoilers… I'm already picturing myself sprawled on a sun-drenched balcony, possibly with a slightly questionable après-ski cocktail in hand, wondering how the hell I managed to book a ski trip in the first place. Here we go:
Day 1: Arrival and the Questionable Pizza of Doom (aka: "Where's my luggage, again?")
Morning: The flight! Ugh, flying. Always a gamble. Will my luggage arrive? (Spoiler alert: it rarely does). Will I be seated next to the world's loudest snorer? (Betting: yes). Anyway, landed in Salzburg. The Alps are breathtaking. Seriously. Even after a red-eye flight that felt longer than my last existential crisis.
Afternoon: Finally, at the Kesselspitze! The chalet is gorgeous. All wood, roaring fires, the whole shebang. Checked in, tried to look all sophisticated and "European." Immediately tripped over my own feet whilst admiring the view. First impression? Score! (Especially after a travel day from hell).
Evening: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Oh, the anticipation! The menu sounded divine. So I ordered a pizza. (Why pizza in Austria? I don't know. Brain fart.) It arrived. It was…interesting. Let's just say it tasted like someone had forgotten to season it. Maybe. Or maybe I'd forgotten to pack my tastebuds. Minor meltdown. Okay, next time I definitely ask the chef to cook something else for me to enjoy, and I will definitely make the waiter be more attentive!
Late Night: Luggage still MIA. Had to borrow my partner's oversized ski socks. Felt like a toddler playing dress-up. Started wondering if I'd packed a toothbrush. (Sigh). Attempted to drown my sorrows in a local beer at the hotel bar. Felt a little tipsy, I love it!
Day 2: Conquering the Mountain (and my Fear of Heights/Skiing/Probably Everything)
Morning: Ski School! Oh dear god. I'm a disaster on skis. I'm pretty sure I’d be more graceful trying to herd cats wearing a tutu. The instructor, bless his heart, was incredibly patient. Me? Let's just say I spent more time on my rear end than on my skis. Internal screaming mixed with grudging admiration for the scenery.
Afternoon: Okay, so, a small triumph! I kind of managed to make it down a beginner slope without completely face-planting. Victory! The view from the top was truly insane though. Seriously, the mountains are HUGE. Like, "Lord of the Rings" huge. Felt the magic that I heard of the location.
Evening: Back at the chalet, warm, and ready for a nap! (Skiing is exhausting.) We had a traditional Austrian dinner (redeemed myself from the pizza debacle!). Think hearty stews, dumplings, and more beer. Glorious. That's the word. Glorious. Also, found my luggage! Finally! (Victory dance – involving more tripping). Was it worth the stress? Absolutely. This place is incredible. I can get used to it!
Quirky Observation: The amount of lederhosen I’ve seen today is astonishing. Are they mandatory? Do they come with a complimentary yodel lesson? So many questions, so little time.
Day 3: Doppelgänger Day (aka: "Is that me, or just another tourist with windburn and a perpetual look of bewilderment?")
Morning: Spent the morning getting seriously lost on the ski runs. Eventually managed to find a lovely little cafe, and had a coffee. The coffee was hot and strong. It was great! Felt as if I was in a movie (maybe one of those cheesy holiday films).
Afternoon: Doubled down on the skiing, with the help of my partner. (He's a much better skier, but thankfully, he's a good sport about my clumsy attempts). Found a hidden gem: a tiny mountain hut with the best kaiserschmarrn (shredded pancakes) I've ever tasted. Like, melt-in-your-mouth, angels-singing-from-the-mountaintops good. Seriously, I considered buying a mountain hut, just so I could eat kaiserschmarrn all day. Emotionally invested in kaiserschmarrn.
Evening: Hit the hotel sauna. Oh. My. God. The heat, the eucalyptus scent, the utter relaxation. It was the best. Feeling utterly blissful in that moment. Followed by a ridiculously long shower. Felt like I'd been reborn. Dinner in the restaurant again. This time, I knew to avoid the pizza. (Lesson learned).
Day 4: Snow Day and the Search for Adventure (or, at least, a good view).
Morning: Epic snow day! The mountains were blanketed in fresh powder. The Kesselspitze looked incredibly charming in all of that snow. Decided to embrace the chaos and take a snowshoeing adventure. Made it for at least 10 meters before tumbling into the snow. (Again). Felt a little embarrassed, but hey, at least I’m getting my steps in!
Afternoon: Wandered into the town of Obertauern. Lovely little shops and cafes to look at. Enjoyed the beautiful views! Took a scenic horse carriage ride. Surprisingly romantic. Didn't fall off. Success!
Evening: Last night at the Kesselspitze. Feeling a pang of sadness about leaving but I'm still happy about all of the things I've done here, how much I've learned, and the experiences I've had. A final, exquisite Austrian dinner. Finished up with a glass of locally made schnapps. (Definitely not as good as the kaiserschmarrn, but still… pretty good.) Full heart, full stomach, slightly fuzzy head.
Day 5: Departure (and the inevitable post-holiday blues)
Morning: Packing. Hate packing. Why does it always feel like I brought everything? Double-checked for toothbrush. (Crisis averted).
Afternoon: Goodbye, Kesselspitze. Goodbye, mountains. Goodbye, kaiserschmarrn (sniff). Feeling like I've been through a proper adventure! The worst part is leaving.
Evening: Flight home. Already planning my next trip. (Might need to work on my skiing skills first though…).
Final Thoughts:
Kesselspitze Hotel & Chalet: Absolutely recommend. The scenery is breathtaking, the food (mostly) delicious, and the staff are lovely. Just…maybe steer clear of the pizza? And, if you're anything like me, embrace the clumsiness, the minor meltdowns, and the questionable life choices. Because honestly, that's where the best memories are made. Now where's that passport?
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