Escape to Shalom Hills: God's Untouched Paradise Awaits!
Escape to Shalom Hills: God's Untouched Paradise Awaits! - A Review (That's Actually Honest!)
Okay, so they called it "God's Untouched Paradise." Heavy words, right? My expectations? Sky-high. Reality? Well, let's just say it was a trip. Not a bad trip, mind you. Just…a trip. And I'm here to lay it all bare, the good, the questionable, and the utterly delightful. Buckle up, buttercups. This is going to be a messy, honest, and probably slightly rambling review.
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First Impressions (and My First Misstep - Accessibility):
Getting there was…an adventure. The roads weren't exactly paved with gold, let's be honest. And while Escape to Shalom Hills touts its accessibility, I have to be very critical here. The elevator worked, thankfully, which is HUGE, but navigating the grounds? Less ideal for someone with mobility issues. Some of the pathways were a bit…uncooperative. I mean, I managed, but I'm nimble. If you're relying on a wheelchair, double-check the specifics before you commit. Ask about the pathways to the pool, the restaurant, everything! Don't just trust the brochure.
Accessibility: 5/10 (Room accessibility: good, Grounds accessibility: Needs Improvement)
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The Room: My Sanctuary…Sort Of:
Right, the room. Spacious? Yes. Air conditioning that worked? Praise the heavens AND the Air Conditioning in Public Areas listings! Big, comfortable bed? Absolutely. Blackout curtains? Essential. I could finally SLEEP! I'm talking serious, glorious sleep. Free Wi-Fi was also blazing fast, which is always a major win. (Wi-Fi in all rooms! - and I have to say, it was solid.)
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I also appreciated the little touches: complimentary tea and coffee, robes, slippers. The bathroom was…well, the shower pressure could have been better. Like, much better. But it was clean, and the toiletries were decent. I'm a "shower person," though, so perhaps I'm a bit biased.
The Spa: My (Almost) Nirvana:
Okay, so the Spa. Now we’re talking. Seriously, the spa was the saving grace. They had a Pool with a View -- and what a view it was! Lush greenery, the distant sounds of…well, I don't know what, but it was relaxing! They had everything -- Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body Wrap, Body Scrub, Gym/fitness… The works!
I went full-on indulgent. I had my first-ever Body Scrub. I walked out feeling like a brand new person. I literally shed a layer of my (admittedly, very stressed) self. The massage? Pure bliss. The masseuse, a quiet woman named Anya, worked literal magic on my knot-filled shoulders. I almost fell asleep. (I very nearly did, actually.) So good. So, so good.
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The Food: Blessedly Varied…And Sometimes a Bit…Unpredictable:
Okay, here's where things get a little dicey. The food was… interesting. The Breakfast [buffet] was…vast. A true feast of flavors and options. International cuisine in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, you name it, they had it! The breakfast was something of a sensory overload, but I'm not complaining. It was a great way to start the day! I ate so much I could barely moved.
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Then there were the dinners. The A la carte in restaurant options were good, but sometimes, the execution slipped. One night, my soup was bordering on…lukewarm. But the next night, the chef knocked it out of the park! The Poolside bar was a must, especially during Happy Hour. Cocktails with a view of the pool (which itself had a view!). Just…glorious.
I have to go back to one particular meal. One night, I ordered the Soup. The Soup man. Luke warm, and not like "warm," but like "possibly had a cold while sitting in the kitchen." I mean, I was tired. I had a long day. I’d wanted to love the soup. But…nope. It was a defining moment, I'll just say.
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Cleanliness and Safety: Seriously Impressed (and a Little Obsessive, Actually):
This place truly seemed committed to cleanliness and safety, which is a huge factor in these current, uncertain times. They had Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol. Daily disinfection in common areas. Rooms sanitized between stays. Anti-viral cleaning products. The staff, if anything, seemed almost too vigilant. I appreciated it, though. I got the sense that they really, really cared.
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Services and Conveniences: Pretty Solid:
Lots of little extras. Concierge service was helpful. Daily housekeeping was efficient. Laundry service was a lifesaver. Cash withdrawal was super convenient. I loved the Convenience store for grabbing snacks! They also had Meeting/banquet facilities – I even saw a seminar going on.
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For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Absolutely!
They really catered to families. They had Babysitting service, Kids facilities, and even Kids meal options. I didn't need these services personally, but I saw happy families everywhere.
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The Vibe: Relaxed, But…A Little…Formal?
The overall "vibe?" Relaxed, but with a touch of formality. It wasn’t a "party" kind of place. It felt more like a place to unwind, read a book, and contemplate the universe. Which, honestly, was exactly what I needed.
Things to Do: Beyond Just Lounging (Thank Goodness):
Okay, so beyond the spa and the pool, there wasn't a ton structured in the way of activities. But, they did have a Fitness center (which, let's be real, I mostly avoided – see above re: spa). They could arrange Airport transfer. They had a Car park [free of charge], which was a huge bonus.
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My (Slightly Rambling) Conclusion:
Would I recommend Escape to Shalom Hills? Yes, absolutely. With a few caveats. If you're looking for a tranquil escape, a place to de-stress, and a spa experience that'll knock your socks off, then YES. If you’re on a tight budget, maybe look at other options. If you have serious mobility issues, consider carefully and call the hotel directly to get the most precise information on accessibility.
The food was varied but not always up to snuff. Little things, like the luke-warm soup, occasionally made me question things. But overall, it was a good experience. The staff was kind. The grounds were beautiful. I do want to go back. And, I’ll bring my appetite!
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Okay, buckle up buttercup! Here's a travel itinerary for Shalom Hills, India, that’s less “perfect brochure” and more “sweaty, confused, and utterly in love with nature”:
Shalom Hills: God's Natural Way to Refresh (and maybe lose your mind a little)
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Panic (aka: "Where Did My Inner Peace Go?")
- Morning (6:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Arrive at Delhi Airport (ugh, already regretting the cheap flight). The air is thick, the noise is relentless, and the taxi driver is convinced I need a "special price" to get to the bus station. "Special" usually means "significantly overpriced," but after a solid hour battling the traffic, I surrender. Finally, I'm on a rickety bus to Rahatad. Note to self: Learn some basic Hindi. And carry more tissues.
- Anecdote: I swear, I saw a cow wearing a traffic cone. India, you are testing me already.
- Lunch (10:00 AM - 11:30 AM): Scrounge for something edible at the bus station. Samosas, thankfully, are universally delicious. Questionable water situation. Praying for my stomach's survival.
- Afternoon (11:30 AM - 4:00 PM): The bus ride. Oh, the bus ride. Think vibrant chaos. The scenery is stunning, bursts of green and the mountains start to appear, but the bus smells like a mix of diesel, spices, and general existential dread. I’m jammed in next to a woman who is enthusiastically telling me, in rapid-fire Hindi, all about her chickens. I have no idea what she is saying, but I nod and smile. Because what else can you do?
- Quirky Observation: The sheer number of people using their cell phones, even in the middle of nowhere, is astounding. Are important things happening? Am I missing out?
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Arrive in Rahatad. Find Shalom Hills Retreat. Finally! Breathing deeply, trying for that "refreshing" vibe. The view… AMAZING. My jaw legitimately dropped. Lush green hills. A sense of actual quiet. But also, a slight panic about the lack of reliable internet. Instagram withdrawal symptoms starting.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated joy mixed with a hefty dose of "I'm gonna get eaten by a snake, aren't I?"
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Check into my little cottage. It’s… rustic. Let's call it that. The bed looks dubious. Dinner is promised to be vegetarian. I try to embrace the "rustic" and feel very optimistic, with a hint of hunger.
Day 2: Hiking & Existential Dread… With a View
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Wake up to the sound of birds. Actually, it’s probably more accurately described as a symphony of different varieties of birds. Breakfast is simple, but delicious. Local ingredients, I am told. I devour multiple helpings despite the lurking fear that every single thing I eat will make my stomach retaliate.
- Anecdote: I was offered a papaya for breakfast. The person eating before me said it looked like it was still a baby. I still ate it.
- Emotional Reaction: Feeling surprisingly okay! Must. Not. Jinx. It.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): A guided hike planned. This is where it gets real. The guide, a wiry local with a killer smile, tells us about the local flora and fauna. Some of the flowers smell amazing, and the views… well, I'm not worthy. One wrong step and you're tumbling down the mountainside. My fear of heights kicks in, I stumble over a rock and nearly faceplant. Luckily, the guide is there to catch me. I laugh nervously and blame it on the "refreshing" air.
- Quirky Observation: The guide tells us about the medicinal properties of various plants. Turns out, everything in India can apparently cure something. And the monkeys… they just stare.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Delicious picnic lunch in the middle of nowhere. Simple, perfect. Back to being friends with my stomach again.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Back to hiking, This time, though, I feel like I know what I am doing. The views are magnificent. The air is pure. I actually start to feel… relaxed. And then I realize I’m alone on a narrow path. Where did everyone go? The existential dread creeps back in. Am I lost? Will the monkeys steal my stuff?
- Messy Structure/Rambles: Okay, so I was alone for like 15 minutes. 15 minutes of panicked internal monologue, questioning my life choices, and wondering if I should just start screaming for help. The guide eventually appeared, laughing. Turns out, they were just ahead, taking pictures. I felt foolish but quickly recovered.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Back to the retreat. Siesta time! Time for reading, journaling, contemplation… and maybe a quick prayer that I don’t actually encounter a tiger.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner and stargazing. The sky! Holy crap, the sky! It’s like someone spilled glitter everywhere. Absolute magic. I am completely and utterly humbled. Maybe… just maybe… this "refreshing" thing is working.
Day 3: Doubling Down on the "Refreshing" & the "Maybe I Need Therapy"
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Yoga and meditation. I’m not a “yoga person.” I trip over my own feet. I’m convinced the instructor is judging my lack of flexibility. But I also notice I can breath better, and my body feeling less tight.
- Anecdote: During meditation, I was convinced I heard a cow mooing directly into my brain. The peace and tranquility are definitely hard work.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The Experience: After breakfast, I'm talked into a full body oil massage. Okay, I think. It's time to embrace the experience. The masseuse, a tiny woman with hands of steel, starts to work her magic. I'm not sure what's happening, but it's not relaxing, exactly. It's more like… intense. I end up with a full-on internal battle between "this feels amazing" and "OMG, is she going to break me?" I try to breathe and not panic, as the massage is supposed to last 2 hours. Every single muscle is poked and prodded. I can smell the essential oils and the smell of my own sweat. It's a sensory assault. I feel like I've been kneaded and then, finally, it ends. I crawl off the table, completely covered in oil.
- Stronger emotional reaction: I feel… reborn. And sore. Oh, so, so sore. But also incredibly relaxed. My body feels like it is made of jelly and liquid gold.
- Opinionated Language: This massage was either the best or the worst thing that ever happened to me. I’m leaning towards best.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Light lunch, which I somehow manage to spill.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Free time! So I spend a while doing nothing, which is, honestly, revolutionary. I pick up a book, stare at the mountains, and generally just… exist. No phone, no internet. Just me and the view. It's a terrifying, beautiful experience.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Farewell dinner. Sharing stories with others. The shared laughter, the shared wonder of the things seen and experienced… it's one for the books.
Day 4: Departure… and a Hint of Sadness (or, "Did This Actually Happen?")
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): One last leisurely breakfast. Savor the final moments of serenity. Pack. Wonder how I can possibly go back to the "real" world. Feel a pang of sadness.
- Anecdote: The woman who was on the bus with the chickens. She gave me a massive hug. I hope the chickens are doing well.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Check out, and transport back to the bus station, then a bus to Delhi Airport.
- Quirky Observation: The bus ride feels so different, now that I have seen Shalom Hills. The scenery still beautiful, but now I seem to be seeing it with a calm mind.
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Okay, Shalom Hills... Is it actually paradise? Like, *real* paradise?
What kind of activities can you do in Shalom Hills? Hiking? Swatting things? Meditating on life's mysteries?
Is the food… good? Because let's be honest, "communal dining" can be a code word for "mystery meat."
What about the accommodations? Is it all roughing it in tents, or are there… real beds?
Is it actually religious? Like, am I going to be forced to sing hymns every five minutes?
Okay, so, the people. Are they… normal? Or are they all super-spiritual, granola-eating types?
The best part and worst part of Shalom Hills? Spill.
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