North Coast El Alamein: Egypt's Paradise Awaits!
North Coast El Alamein: Egypt's Paradise Awaits! (A Brutally Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain’t your average, sanitized hotel review. We're diving headfirst into the shimmering waves of North Coast El Alamein: Egypt's Paradise Awaits! and I'm here to tell you the TRUTH, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (well, mostly). Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, because frankly, this place is a bit of a mixed bag.
First Impressions & Accessibility (or Lack Thereof – Let’s Be Real)
So, the initial vibe? The website promises paradise. Okay, I like a good promise. The entrance is… grand. Makes you feel like you're about to be a pharaoh or something. The first thing to keep in mind is: accessibility is a mixed bag, to be honest.. Ramps are present, and the elevators are a plus. But honestly, navigating the sprawling property with mobility issues might require a map and a Sherpa. Don't get me started on getting around, but the helpfulness of the staff to help is truly commendable.
- Wheelchair Accessible: Mixed. Some areas are awesome, other areas feel like a poorly designed obstacle course.
- Elevator: Thankfully! Essential.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They say they have them, but I'd recommend calling ahead and double-checking for your specific needs.
The Room: My Oasis (Mostly)
Okay, let's talk rooms. I was promised a taste of paradise! I got an absolutely gorgeous room! My room was super comfy and clean… most of the time. Yes, sometimes housekeeping missed a spot or two, and I feel like that's to be expected. The soundproofing was pretty impressive.
- Available in All Rooms:
- Air conditioning? Check. That's non-negotiable in Egypt, people.
- Alarm clock? Okay, maybe I need it because I can oversleep, but the sun will wake you up.
- Bathrobes? Yes! But the slippers! The slippers were amazing!
- Bathroom phone? Who even uses them anymore?
- Bathtub, Shower, Mirror, Coffee/tea maker, Closet, and all the other standard stuff? Yep, all there.
- Important Reminder: Don't forget your adapter!
- Internet Access: Free Wi-Fi in room!!! - Check.
- Additional Toilet: Yes! Very useful.
- Reading Light - perfect for hiding from the world.
- Mini Bar - loaded with goodies; if you don't have the all-inclusive package, make sure to check the prize!
- Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available: Nice, you can still opt out if you want them to get out of your way.
- Room decorations: Not the most important thing for me but the rooms were decorated and felt more home-like.
Internet (Or, the Agony of Connectivity)
Alright, let's talk about the internet. My own personal hell.
- Internet Access: Free Wi-Fi in rooms – THANK GOD! It's a lifesaver!
- Internet : The speed fluctuated like the tides – sometimes blazing fast, sometimes agonizingly slow. Plan accordingly.
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Hit or miss. You might find yourself wandering around like a lost soul searching for a decent signal.
- Internet [LAN]: Nope, didn't see this one. Maybe for super privileged guests?
- Internet Services: Standard stuff.
- Laptop workspace - Absolutely necessary to work from my hotel room.
Things to Do (And Ways to Bliss Out)
Okay, the fun stuff! This is where North Coast El Alamein really shines.
- Swimming Pool [Outdoor]: Several to choose from! Gorgeous and always clean.
- Pool with view: Some of them do have amazing views, especially at sunset.
- Fitness center/Gym/fitness: This is a big, well-equipped gym.
- Spa: Now this is where my paradise comes from.
- Sauna, Steamroom, Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage: All amazing.
- Foot bath - Ah, so tranquil!
- I have to say I spent most of my time at the spa, because as I was stressed from work, I took the time to completely relax. I recommend it.
Dining, and Drinking (Survival of the Fittest)
Food and drink… a critical component of any vacation!
- Restaurants: Plenty to choose from.
- A la carte in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant, Room service [24-hour]: So many options!
- Happy hour: Yes! Essential.
- Bar: Well-stocked, generally excellent.
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: They put on their A-game with Asian cuisine!
- Bottle of water: They provide bottles of water that are very useful.
- Snack bar: The snack bar is something I personally loved.
Cleanliness & Safety (The New Normal)
Let's get down to brass tacks and talk COVID.
- Staff trained in safety protocol, Hand sanitizer, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: The staff take cleanliness and safety very seriously.
- Individually-wrapped food options, Daily disinfection in common areas, Anti-viral cleaning products, Rooms sanitized between stays, Professional-grade sanitizing services: Yes! It's reassuring.
- Hygiene certification: Makes me feel more comfortable.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Guard: Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Safe/security feature: Lots of people trying to keep you safe.
Services & Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter)
- Air conditioning in public area, Daily housekeeping, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Ironing service, Laundry service: The usual perks.
- Business facilities: The business facilities are of high quality.
- Concierge, Currency exchange, Luggage storage, Safe deposit boxes: All pretty straightforward.
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Very kid-friendly!
- Convenience store, Gift/souvenir shop: Essentials!
- Airport transfer: Yes, but be prepared to pay.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service, Valet parking: Parking is available.
- Doorman: Very helpful.
- Cash withdrawal, Invoice provided, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery: All standard.
- Non-smoking rooms: Thank goodness.
- Pets allowed unavailable: No pets allowed, sadly.
- Smoking area: They have a designated smoking area.
- Terrace: Amazing places to chill.
For the Kids (Bless Their Hearts)
- Babysitting service: Available.
- Family/child friendly: Very much so.
- Kids facilities, Kids meal: Lots of options to keep the young ones happy.
Getting Around (Survival of the Fittest, Part 2)
- Airport transfer: You can book it and the hotel provides.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Pretty standard offerings.
The Verdict (My Raw, Unfiltered Opinion)
North Coast El Alamein is a mixed bag, no question about it. But, is it worth it? Yes! The beauty of the place, the sun, the beach, the helpfulness of the staff, and the spa make up for any shortcomings.
If you're looking for luxury, good service and a taste of paradise, and a bit of adventure, North Coast El Alamein is definitely worth a visit. But be prepared for some bumps along the road (literally and figuratively) and embrace the imperfections!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the glorious (and potentially chaotic) world of a North Coast road trip to El Alamein. This isn't some perfectly curated Instagram feed of flawless tans and perfectly arranged cocktails. This is REAL LIFE, people. Get ready for sand in your sandals, arguments about sunscreen, and the occasional existential crisis fueled by too much 3eer. And yes, I'm already stressed about the traffic on the Alexandria Desert Road…
North Coast (El Alamein!) Road Trip: The Unfiltered Version
Day 1: Cairo to, well, SOMEWHERE. (The Great Escape Attempt)
- 7:00 AM: Alarm blares. I hit snooze. Twice. Three times. Okay, fine. Time to wrestle myself out of bed. Packing is still a disaster. Did I remember the beach towel? The passport (just in case…)? My sanity?
- 8:00 AM: Coffee down. I somehow manage to find my keys. The car is packed, looking like a refugee camp on wheels. My friend Amal is already texting me, judging my lateness. Classic Amal.
- 9:00AM - 1:00 PM: The Alexandria Desert Road. Oh sweet, merciful Allah, the Alexandria Desert Road. Traffic is a nightmare, as predicted. We're inching along, smelling the ever-present scent of diesel fumes and the faint hope of… the beach! Discussions about music ensue (mostly me and Amal disagreeing). Snack runs (mandatory, of course). At one point, I swear I saw a camel wearing a tiny fez. Is that a mirage? Or just Cairo’s influence reaching even out here?
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Lunch stop in a random petrol station. "We're eating at a petrol station?" Amal asks, her nose wrinkled. "It builds character, darling!" I retort. The food? Let's just say it wasn't Michelin star quality, but it filled the hole. And hey, the people-watching was surprisingly good. We saw a guy literally eat a whole watermelon. Impressive.
- 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: FINALLY! Beach. We hit a random village (not even the Alamein area yet). Finding a spot to park is a minor feat of car-fu. We get out and the water is gorgeous, unbelievably clear and blue. It is so inviting. Sand! Sun! The sweet sound of seagulls! It's just… heaven. Even Amal cracks a smile. We splash in the water and just be.
Day 2: El Alamein, the Beach, and the Ghost of War
- 9:00 AM: Hangover (thanks, beers and a bit too much sun). Coffee. Strong coffee. Then, breakfast.
- 10:00 AM: El Alamein. Okay, so it's not exactly what I imagined? We booked a place, a basic apartment, and we're making the most of it.
- 11:00 AM: The El Alamein Military Museum. Woah. Hit me HARD. The sheer scale of the war, the stories, the sacrifice… it's overwhelming. I'm not a history buff, but this place is a gut punch. Thinking about all those young men who never got to see the beach… Makes you appreciate your life, I guess.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. We find a decent seafood place. Fresh fish, grilled perfectly. I am trying to be present, take a deep breath, and eat.
- 3:00 PM: Beach time (again!). Find a beach, lie down. My brain still feels a bit fried from the museum. We are surrounded by happy people. Sunbathing, some swimming, more drinking. There are kids everywhere. It's the definition of bliss.
- 6:00 PM: Sunset. Spectacular. I actually tear up. The colours… the vastness… the beauty. A very emotional moment.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. This time, it's a fancy restaurant. (We're splurging!) Good food, good company. The bill? Not so good. Worth it anyway.
Day 3: Back to Reality? (Maybe.)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up again. Coffee. Sunscreen. The ritual.
- 9:00 AM: Beach. One last swim. This time, I'm fully present. The waves are amazing.
- 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM: Packing again. Seriously, how did we accumulate so much stuff in three days? Another lunch stop.
- 2:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Head back. The return journey is, of course, the opposite of the way there. We stopped in a petrol station.
- 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Back in Cairo. Exhausted, happy, sandy. We decide to get some takeaway.
Quirks, Ramblings, and Other Bits of Awesomeness:
- Food: My stomach has been an absolute rollercoaster. Shawarma is a must. Fresh mango juice is essential. And don't even get me started on the 3eer.
- People: The best part of the trip. Laughing with friends. Watching families play on the beach. Random conversations with strangers. The Egyptians. Are the Egyptians friendly? Yes, absolutely.
- The Annoyances: The traffic, the sun, the sand. But hey, a little chaos makes life interesting, right?
- My Emotional Reaction: A total mix. Joy, sadness, awe, frustration. This trip was way more than I ever expected.
- The Imperfection: I have no idea where I am, but I love it.
Final Thoughts: The North Coast? Worth it. El Alamein? Definitely worth the detour. Will I do it again? Hell, yes. But next time, I'm bringing more sunscreen, a bigger car, and maybe, just maybe, a bit more patience for the Alexandria Desert Road. Now if you'll excuse me, I need a shower. And a long nap.
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Okay, So... Is North Coast El Alamein ACTUALLY Paradise? Or Is That Just Marketing Hype?
Paradise, huh? Listen, I'm wary of that word. It's thrown around like confetti. I mean, I've been to a few "paradises" in my time, and they usually involve lukewarm beer, sand that gets EVERYWHERE, and aggressive seagulls. El Alamein... Okay, so it *is* pretty darn good. The water? Crystal clear. Seriously, you can see your toes. The sand? White, fluffy...until the wind picks up, then it's EVERYWHERE, like I said. I swear, I’m still finding it in my suitcase from LAST summer! So, is it PARADISE? Maybe… with a slight "s" for "slightly." It's definitely a massive improvement over dodging pigeons in a crowded city park.
Truthfully? It's a *vibe*. It's that feeling of sinking into a sun lounger, order a ridiculously expensive cocktail (worth it, mostly!), and letting the world fade away. That's the closest thing to paradise most of us can get. But bring bug spray, seriously.
What's the Deal with the Beaches? Are They All Packed Like Sardines?
Alright, beach situation. It depends. The *private* beaches within the resorts? Generally, no. You're paying a premium, and that usually buys you space, sun loungers, and maybe even a decent waiter who doesn't disappear for hours at a time. The public beaches? Yeah, those can get… lively. Especially on weekends and holidays. Think packed, think vendors hawking everything from ice cream to jet ski rides, and think of kids running wild. (Which, honestly, is part of the charm... or the chaos, depending on your personality.)
My advice? Book a resort. Even if it's just for the peace of mind. The *drama* of trying to find a decent spot on a crowded public beach, and then the fight you have to do with a kid building a sandcastle right on your towel... ugh. Avoid. Spend the extra cash. You deserve a break.
What Can I *Actually* Do Besides Lie on a Beach and Get Sunburnt? (Asking for a Friend... Okay, It's Me.)
Sunburnt? Oh, honey, we've all been there. Okay, so beyond the obvious – beach bumming, swimming, and pretending you're a mermaid – El Alamein does have some other offerings. You could try watersports. Jet skis, parasailing, paddleboarding… all the usual suspects. Personally? I prefer the *watching* people do watersports. It's much less embarrassing for me and my coordination!
There's also the historical stuff. The El Alamein War Museum is… sobering. Powerful. It's a stark reminder of the history that unfolds on a land that now seems to be all about fun and games. It's definitely worth a visit, but be prepared for some heavy emotions. And then, there are the nightclubs and beach parties... good luck functioning the next day! And honestly, just wandering around, soaking in the atmosphere, grabbing a shisha… it's a holiday, do what feels right!
Food. The Most Important Question. Is the Food Good? And More Importantly, Is it Safe?
Food! Okay, let's break this down. The food in El Alamein can range from *amazing* to… well, let’s say "adventurous." The resorts usually have decent food, catering to a broader (and blander) audience. Think fresh seafood (which is usually good), pasta, and some local dishes. Away from the resorts, things get more interesting.
One night, I had this *incredible* grilled fish at a tiny beachside shack. The freshest thing I’ve ever tasted! The next day? I wasn't so well. Let's just say I spent a lot of time getting to know the resort's bathroom. So, safety? Be careful. Stick to places that look clean, eat at busy restaurants (that's usually a good sign), and maybe travel with your own stash of Immodium. But the food is worth the risk, though. Definitely worth the risk. That's what a vacation is all about, right?
How Expensive is it? Will I Need to Sell a Kidney?
Okay, kidney sales department: relax. El Alamein *can* be expensive, especially if you're staying in a fancy resort and hitting the nightclubs every night. But it doesn't have to break the bank. Flights from Europe and other countries… yes, they can be expensive. But once you're there, it can be managed.
Accommodation prices vary WILDLY. You could go budget and go for a small Airbnb or a less-fancy hotel, which will generally leave you with more money to spend on food and fun! Food? Can be cheap (street food, local restaurants) or expensive (fancy resort restaurants). Drinks? Expensive, particularly if you're into imported alcohol. Locally made drinks? Much more reasonable. So, the answer: it depends on your travel style. Just budget, research, and… maybe skip that second round of cocktails. Or don't. It's your trip!
What's the Best Time to Go? When Can I Avoid the Scorching Sun?
The best time? Okay, so, this is important. Summer is HOT. Seriously, baking-in-an-oven-hot. June through August is a furnace. It's also peak season, which means higher prices and more crowds. It's a trade-off.
The shoulder seasons (spring and autumn) are lovely. Think milder temperatures, fewer tourists, and… (drumroll please) potentially better deals! My personal preference? September or October. The sea is still warm from the summer, the sun is still shining, but the heat isn't quite so brutal. Plus, you might be able to catch some of the local events and food festivals, which is always a bonus. Avoid the holy month of Ramadan, as things will be considerably different in the area.
Navigating El Alamein: How Do I Get Around? Taxis, Uber, or… Camels? (Just Kidding... Mostly.)
Camels? Ha! Alright. Well, Uber does exist in North Coast Egypt, but the service can be a bit spotty in the less-developed areas outside the resorts. You'll mainly see it operating in the larger, more built-up areas. Taxis are your main go-to. BUT, bargain, bargain, bargain. Get the price *before* you get in. If they can’tBook Hotels Now
