Cassie's Manila Escape: The Staycation That Blew My Mind!
Cassie's Manila Escape: My Staycation That Actually Blew My Mind! (And Here's Why You NEED It Too!)
Okay, friends, buckle up. Because I'm about to spill ALL the tea (and maybe a little bit of coffee, too) about my recent staycation at…the place? You know, the one that actually delivered on the promise of "relaxation" and "escape" without all the usual hotel BS. This isn’t just a review, it’s a full-blown love letter to my Manila escape. Seriously, I’m still dreaming about it. (And yes, I’m going back. SOON.)
First Impressions: Accessibility & Safety (Because, You Know, 2024!)
Let’s get this out of the way: I’m a stickler for clean. And safety. Especially now! The moment I walked in, I felt…safe. The CCTV in common areas and everywhere seemed reassuring, not creepy. Plus, they had hand sanitizer stations everywhere (bless). And I'm talking QUALITY sanitizer, not that watery-flavored stuff. The staff trained in safety protocol were actually paying attention – no awkward ignoring of mask policies. The anti-viral cleaning products were seriously, seriously appreciated.
And for you, my friends, who appreciate easy access, the elevator made everything a breeze. I didn't have to navigate any crazy stairwells (thank goodness!). There was a definite effort to provide facilities for disabled guests although I didn't need them, I saw them, and it was a plus.
Rambling about the Room: My Little Oasis of Bliss (And Chocolate!)
Okay, the room. Oh. My. God. I'm not usually a room service kinda gal, but this place changed me. It wasn’t just a room; it was a sanctuary. Air conditioning blasting (essential in Manila, obviously!), blackout curtains that actually meant blackout, and a bed… a bed so comfortable I almost missed my flight back home! Seriously, the extra-long bed was pure luxury. They even had robes! I felt like a celebrity!
And speaking of celebrity…there was a mini bar! And not just the boring stuff - they had actual, delicious snacks. And, get this, free bottled water! (Important for hydration when you're maximizing those pool-side hours. More on that later.) It was spotless, but not sterile. Relaxed, but refined. And did I mention the complimentary tea? Brilliant. A full range of toiletries, and a scale! (I was scared to use it, but I did! All in the name of a thorough review, of course.) The Wi-Fi [free] was rock solid, I needed it to upload those Instagram stories and keep in touch with my fam.
And shout out to the daily housekeeping – they turned my room into a sparkling paradise every single day. MAGIC.
The Food: Oh. My. Lord. (And the Poolside Bar!)
This is where things got truly epic. Let’s be real: a staycation hinges on good food and booze. This place DELIVERED.
- Breakfast: Forget the sad continental breakfasts of days gone by. This was a breakfast [buffet], and a REALLY GOOD one. They had everything! Asian breakfast? Check. Delicious Western breakfast? Double check. I may or may not have eaten my weight in bacon. (Don't judge!) The coffee/tea in restaurant was flowing freely, and the bottle of water to rehydrate after was a godsend. They also offered breakfast takeaway service if you wanted to be a room lounger like me and were too lazy to get out of your robe.
- Lunch & Dinner: I swear I spent half my stay in their restaurants! They offered the works: a la carte in restaurant, buffet in restaurant, desserts in restaurant, and even salad in restaurant for the times I tried to pretend I knew what I was doing with my diet. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was amazing. I had such a great experience I felt like I was travelling a different country.
- The Poolside Bar (My Happy Place): If I could live in a pool, I would. And with the pool with view here, I might have. The poolside bar served up the most creative cocktails I've ever seen! And snacks! (I’m sensing a theme here…) Happy hour was… well, very happy. I think I had a few too many margaritas. Oops.
- Other Food Options: They have room service, and it operates 24-hour so you can order a damn burger at 3 AM if you feel like it! They also have restaurants that serve international cuisine alongside some great vegetarian restaurant options if you want that. Everything has been thought about.
Ways to Relax: From Massage Bliss to Sauna Serenity…
Okay, let's talk RELAXATION. This place goes above and beyond. I tried it all. Every. Single. Thing.
- The Spa: Insert heavenly sigh here. The spa was like walking into another dimension. The massage was, without a doubt, the best I've ever had. Seriously, all my stress just melted away. They also had a body scrub and a body wrap!
- The Pool: You guessed it. The swimming pool [outdoor] was divine. I spent hours there, staring at the view, and feeling… content. Pure, unadulterated contentment.
- Other Relaxing Options: They had a sauna, a steamroom, a foot bath (yes, please!), and a spa/sauna combo to really up the relaxation ante. I took the time to soak a bit in the bathtub!
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easy (And Fun!)
They really thought of everything.
- Convenience is Key: There's a convenience store on site, for those midnight snack attacks. (Guilty!)
- Helping Hand: The concierge was incredibly helpful, arranging taxis, recommending restaurants, etc.
- Keeping in Touch: They had Wi-Fi in public areas, of course. Plus, there are rooms with Internet access – LAN if you need that sort of thing.
- Making it Easy: They offer contactless check-in/out, a big plus! And cashless payment service for easy transactions.
- Need to work?: They have meeting/banquet facilities, audio-visual equipment for special events, and Wi-Fi for special events. Plus, you can get your invoice provided.
- The Essentials: Currency exchange, dry cleaning, laundry service, and safe deposit boxes are all available.
And Now, For The Honest Truth (Because I'm Real, People!)
Okay, so I'm raving. But here's the slightest of downsides (because honestly, this place was pretty close to perfect). The gym was decent (gym/fitness & fitness center), but I didn't love it. I'm more of a "relax by the pool" kinda girl. This place still got a 10/10.
The Verdict: Book This Staycation NOW!
Honestly, I could write an entire novel about this place. This staycation genuinely blew my mind. It was the perfect blend of luxury, relaxation, safety, and deliciousness. My mind is still blown and I don't think it'll ever be put back together. You get the idea. If you're looking for an escape, a treat, or just a damn good time, book it. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Cassie’s Staycation in Manila…brace yourselves, because this is less a meticulously planned itinerary and more of a chronicle of glorious chaos. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable food choices, and the inevitable existential dread that comes with being stuck in Manila traffic. Here we go!
Cassie’s Manila Staycation: A Glorious Mess (and Possibly a Quarter-Life Crisis)
Day 1: Pre-COVID Dreams and Crushing Reality
9:00 AM – Waking Up (or Rather, Dragging Myself Out of Bed): Okay, the plan was to be a vibrant, go-getter. Sun salutations, fresh juice, the whole shebang. Reality? Hitting snooze for a solid hour and finally rolling out of bed because the aircon was making me feel like a human Popsicle. My hair is a disaster, my pajamas are questionable, and the existential angst is already kicking in. This staycation is supposed to be about recharging, not questioning all my life choices…but here we are.
10:00 AM – Brunch at Wildflour (The One in BGC, Because I Fancy Myself): Ah, Wildflour. A Manila institution. I’d seen it a million times in IG stories, all those perfect avocado toasts, the impeccably dressed people… sigh. The reality? A 45-minute Grab ride (thanks, Manila traffic, you beautiful monster!), a waitlist the length of my arm, and a small fortune spent on a mediocre Eggs Benedict that tasted suspiciously like they forgot to season the hollandaise. BUT, the people-watching was chef's kiss. Seriously, the outfits alone deserve a photography exhibit. I swear I saw a woman in full designer hiking gear, sipping a latte. Manila, you never cease to amaze.
12:00 PM – Retail Therapy at the Mall of Asia (Because Trauma, I Mean, Self-Care): Okay, don't judge. I'm attempting to be a productive member of society. And what better way to do that than by wandering around the biggest mall in the Philippines, spending way too much money on things I absolutely don't need? Found a ridiculously oversized sun hat (because protection AND drama, darling!), a book I'll probably never read, and the crippling realization that I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. (Spoiler alert: I'm already grown up.)
3:00 PM – Hotel Check-In at The Peninsula Manila (Because I Needed to Treat Myself…and Get Away): Okay, finally, luxury. The Pen! I'd always wanted to experience this hotel properly. So, I booked a room to experience life like I’m a 1%er. The lobby is so majestic, all those chandeliers and everything. Checked in, unpacked, sprawled dramatically across the bed (cue the dramatic music). The view wasn’t anything special… just another overpriced apartment. First thing, I went diving into the minibar, and the lack of proper alcohol selection made me sad.
4:00 PM – The Spa (Attempted Serenity): Tried to do an hour-long massage, and I thought about how lucky I was to be relaxing. The masseuse was amazing, but I spent half the time battling the urge to apologize for my existence. Then my mind started racing with anxieties. Why am I here? What am I doing with my life? I'm pretty sure I ruined the zen vibe with my internal monologue alone.
7:00 PM – Dinner at Toyo Eatery (Hoping for Reconnection): Booked this ages ago, because everyone raves about it. The food was delicious. Seriously, the textures, the flavors, the presentation… it was a culinary masterpiece. But maybe I was in a bad mood, or maybe I was overthinking everything. But the meal felt too curated, too… perfect. Did I connect? Did I have an epiphany? Nope. Just a lingering feeling that I should have ordered more rice.
9:00 PM – Nightcap at The Bar at The Pen (Because Alcohol is ALWAYS a Good Option): Okay, I was now looking for a drink and to people-watch. I sat at the bar, ordered a classic cocktail (because I'm clearly becoming fancy), and spent a solid hour eavesdropping on the conversations around me. Apparently, everyone in Manila is either a billionaire, a socialite, or deeply in love with a billionaire. The life, people. The life.
11:00 PM – Back to the Room. Realization: I'm still human: Okay, let's be honest. I was definitely hoping for a magical, transformative first day. Did it happen? Nope. I'm in the room, feeling mildly deflated, but hey, I have a fluffy robe and HBO Go. So, small victories, I guess.
Day 2: Nostalgia, Traffic Trauma, and Questionable Food Choices
9:00 AM - Wake up again… or try to: The air conditioning was blasting overnight and I was so cold. I wrapped myself like a burrito in my quilt and passed out again.
11:00 AM – Breakfast (Belated): So, in my quest for "luxury," I ordered room service. It’s all part of the staycation experience, right? The food arrived, and it was the most beautiful-looking breakfast I’ve ever seen. But it’s cold. I was so disappointed.
12:00 PM – Escolta Street Walk (The "Old Manila" Vibe): I wanted to go back to my childhood. So, I called a friend, and we walked through the streets of Escolta. This was my favorite part of the trip. I felt so free and alive.
3:00 PM – Lunch (The "Hidden Gem" That Wasn't): After Escolta, my friend wanted to try this hidden gem restaurant. But when we got there, the place was packed and the food… well, let's just say it left a lot to be desired. My friend and I spent the rest of the day complaining about our lunch.
5:00 PM – Back to the Hotel, Regret and Recharge: I spent the rest of the day just regretting everything. After my mini-meltdown, I decided to order room service again. I ordered a hamburger this time. It was so good!
7:00 PM – Dinner at a Rooftop Bar (Attempting to Enjoy the City Lights): Rooftop bar! Lights! City! It was all a nice visual experience. Still a very mediocre meal.
9:00 PM – Back to the Room, and The Questioning: I'm still sitting here in my robe, surrounded by the remnants of room service, staring at the ceiling… and wondering if I should just move to a secluded island and open a bookstore.
Day 3: Acceptance, Reality, and a Vague Sense of Hope (Maybe?)
9:00 AM – Wake up and Face the Music: Okay, I've accepted that this staycation isn't going to be a cinematic masterpiece. It’s real. It’s messy. And that’s okay. I’ve been doing an okay job.
10:00 AM – Brunch at a Local Cafe: I spent the day looking for a cafe that was within walking distance. And I finally found it. I spent the next two hours reading a book. And I was happy.
12:00 PM – Check Out (Freedom!): Goodbye, luxury! Hello, reality! The hotel bill was painful, but hey, at least I have some good memories… and a ridiculously oversized sun hat.
1:00 PM – The Traffic Apocalypse (Leaving Manila… or Trying To): Four hours in traffic. I'm pretty sure I aged a decade during that ride.
5:00 PM – Home (Finally): I made it! Home sweet home. I'm tired, slightly poorer, and still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up. But hey, I survived a Manila staycation. That, in itself, is a victory.
Final Thoughts:
Okay, so did I find myself? Did I have an epiphany? Did I emerge from my staycation a Zen master, radiating inner peace? Absolutely not. But I did get a really good burger, people-watched like a pro, and somehow, survived Manila traffic. And maybe, just maybe, I'm okay with the glorious mess of it all. I'm not going to quit my job yet. But at least I’m ready to go back to work!
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Cassie's Manila Escape: The Staycation That (Finally!) Blew My Mind – FAQ & Feelings!
Okay, spill. What *actually* made this staycation "blow your mind"? Because, let's be honest, hotels can be… well, hotels.
Where *exactly* did you stay? Because location, location, location matters, right? (And I already have some doubts about Manila hotels)
Was the food as amazing as the shower? Because hotel food is notoriously hit or miss, isn't it? Did you overspend? (Be honest!)
What about the room itself? Was it all glitz and glam, or was it… you know… realistically comfortable? And WHAT ABOUT THE BED?!
Did you actually *do* anything besides shower and eat? Or were you just a vegetable for the duration? (No judgement!)
Any downsides? Because nothing is perfect, and the gritty truth is often way more interesting. Spill the tea!
Would you go back? And, more importantly, *should* I go? Is it worth the hype?
