
Kuching's HOTTEST 3BR, 2BA Jazz Suite! (Viva City)
Kuching's HOTTEST 3BR, 2BA Jazz Suite! (Viva City) - A Whirlwind of Opinions (and Wi-Fi!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your humble reviewer (that's me!) just emerged from a whirlwind stay at Kuching's "HOTTEST" 3BR, 2BA Jazz Suite at Viva City. And let me tell you, after navigating that Kuching traffic and the ever-present humidity, "hottest" is a word that carries… well, a lot of potential. Let's dive in, shall we? Just try to keep up… there's a lot to unpack.
First Impressions & the Quest for Wi-Fi Sanity:
Finding the place wasn't a breeze. GPS? Sometimes helpful, sometimes leading you on a scenic detour involving questionable road markings. But hey, the accessibility is decent once you're there. Plenty of parking (car park [free of charge] - YES!) and even a few charging stations if your car's a futuristic electric beast. Getting into the lobby was easy enough; elevator, no problem. And praise be, because I was hauling luggage like a sherpa.
The lobby itself is… well, it's a lobby. Clean enough. The doorman seemed friendly, efficiently pointing me towards the check-in desk. Contactless check-in/out? Score one for the apocalypse-prevention crowd! However, the real test was the FREE WI-FI IN ALL ROOMS! (Important note: I'm a digital nomad, Wi-Fi = lifeblood). And… it was mostly reliable. Don't get me wrong, there were moments of Internet access – LAN and Internet access – wireless where the signal faded into a digital whisper, but overall, I could actually work. Phew. This is vital. The Internet services themselves were… well, there. No major complaints.
The Suite Life (and the Tiny Issues):
The Jazz Suite itself? Spacious! Air conditioning? Thank God! (Kuching is a sauna disguised as a city.) Air conditioning in public area? Yep. The suite was nicely clean. The Rooms sanitized between stays, and I’m thankful because, you know, pandemic times. Rooms sanitized between stays, Anti-viral cleaning products – good, good, good. I mean, who doesn’t want a germ-free vacation?
The 3BR, 2BA configuration is key. Perfect for a family, a group of friends, or, like me, someone who needs a lot of personal space to avoid going stir-crazy. Non-smoking rooms, thankfully. Blackout curtains? Crucial for sleeping off that nasi lemak coma. Extra long bed? Yes! Finally, a bed that doesn't make me feel like a giant trapped in Lilliput!
The kitchenette was… well, it had the essential condiments. That’s something, right? Okay, it's more of a glorified counter space with a fridge. I wasn't planning on cooking a five-course meal, so I was fine. Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea? Check and check. The Mini bar had a few overpriced goodies, as expected. There was Free bottled water – always appreciated. Daily housekeeping kept things tidy (thanks, housekeeping!).
The bathroom situation was good. Additional toilet in Private bathroom. Separate shower/bathtub? Luxury! Towels were fluffy. Toiletries were… you know, they work. Did I mention the scale? I avoid scales, but sure, this thing's here.
Food, Glorious (and Sometimes Confusing) Food:
Okay, let's talk about the sustenance situation. Restaurants? YES! Breakfast service? YES! They had an Asian breakfast. (They're also offering Western breakfast). The Buffet in restaurant was pretty impressive, a delightful spread. Coffee/tea in restaurant. Very important.
Here's the thing: navigating the dining, drinking, and snacking options felt a little… confusing. There's a Poolside bar and Snack bar. You can get Desserts in restaurant, and a Soup in restaurant. Sometimes A la carte restaurant. Happy hour? I think so? Room service [24-hour]? Thank heavens for that. Bottle of water was in the room. Breakfast takeaway service? Bonus points. It felt like a culinary choose-your-own-adventure, but at least you had options. I especially liked the Asian cuisine in restaurant. (I'm a sucker for a good laksa.)
Things to Do (or Mostly, Not Do and Relax):
Swimming pool [outdoor]? Absolutely! The pool with view was nice. The Fitness center was functional, not the most impressive gym, but hey, you can work off those extra calories. I peeked in the Spa. There were options for Massage. I was tempted, and the Sauna, Steamroom, and Spa/sauna sounded divine… but you know, adulting. Sigh. I really wanted a lazy day. I’m pretty sure they have Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath too? I'm not sure.
One slight imperfection I ran into was the noise, especially in the hallways. But soundproofing and Soundproof rooms would have been a godsend.
Cleaning & Safety (The Pandemic Edition):
Okay, props to the hotel for taking Cleanliness and safety seriously. This is a big one for me. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Daily disinfection in common areas. They had Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Individually-wrapped food options, and Safe dining setup. Staff trained in safety protocol, and Staff trained in safety protocol, – check! Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Mostly. It was reassuring. They even have a Doctor/nurse on call!
The Perks and the Odds and Ends:
Concierge was helpful. Laundry service was a godsend, especially after that questionable durian incident. Cash withdrawal? Check. Gift/souvenir shop? Yep. Convenience store? Perfect for emergency snacks. Elevator? Essential. Hair dryer? Yesssss. Ironing facilities? Needed those. The Front desk [24-hour]? Always a plus!
I did NOT use a lot of these: Air conditioning in public area, Babysitting service, Business facilities, Currency exchange, Doorman, Fire extinguisher, First aid kit, Food delivery, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Kids facilities, Luggage storage, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting. But… they're there.
The Verdict: Is It REALLY the Hottest Suite?
Look, the Jazz Suite at Viva City? It's a solid choice. It's not perfect, but it's a comfortable, spacious home base for exploring Kuching. The Wi-Fi, while occasionally temperamental, is mostly reliable. The pool is a lifesaver. The staff is friendly. The food situation is a bit… messy, but hey, that's life, right? The Accessibility made it easy to move around and enjoy; everything was nearby.
Here's Where I Get SERIOUS
I did feel comfortable and safe, and the Safety/security feature was good. I think the most important thing is that I would book it again (if I had the chance).
Final Thoughts
My rating? 4 stars. Kuching's HOTTEST? Maybe not. But a darn good option to get away. The Cleanliness and safety really put me at ease, and I'd go back again.
Now, for all of you, Here’s the Pitch (because I have to)
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Why book?
Spacious Luxury: Spread out and relax in a sprawling suite perfect for families, friends, or anyone who just needs a LOT of space.
Wi-Fi That (Mostly) Works: Stay connected with mostly reliable Wi-Fi. (We're honest here!)
Poolside Bliss: Cool off in the outdoor pool.
Convenient Amenities: Everything at your fingertips, from 24-hour room service to laundry services, restaurants, and everything in between!
Safety First! Relax with confidence knowing that this hotel takes cleanliness and safety VERY seriously.
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Vung Tau Paradise: 2BR CTP House w/ Stunning Facilities!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average travel itinerary. We're going to Kuching, Sarawak, to hole up in the Viva City Jazz Suite. Three bedrooms, two bathrooms, sounds fancy, right? Prepare for the real deal, because this is me, and I'm not sugarcoating a damn thing.
Viva City Jazz Suite, Kuching – The Unofficial, Extra-Spicy Itinerary (Prepare for Rambling!)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Chill-Out
- Morning (because sleep is a luxury): Touch down at Kuching International Airport (KCH). Already feeling the humidity. My hair is immediately a frizzball. God bless. Grab a Grab (that's their version of Uber, for the uninitiated – cough me, until yesterday). The driver's probably going to be super friendly and offer me a wet wipe for my sweaty forehead. (They always do, it's a Kuching thing).
- Mid-morning (around 11 AM, maybe? Time is a construct): Finally, FINALLY, arrive at the Jazz Suite. Okay, the lobby vaguely reminds me of a hotel from that one thriller movie. Deep breaths. Hopefully the apartment is better. Okay, it's…nice. Actually pretty damn good. The AC better be blasting.
- Brunch (because who can be bothered with proper meals on day one?): Unpack-ish, then head to the nearest kopitiam (coffee shop). I'm craving Sarawak laksa. The real deal. My expectations are unreasonably high. They better not skimp on the sambal. I always burn my tongue on the first mouthful but it's so good I don't care!
- Afternoon (aka the nap zone): Collapse on the sofa and watch the cable TV. I’m sure there's something awful on, but that's OK. That's the point. This is me, on vacation. This is Bliss. Maybe fall asleep. Regret.
- Evening (Dinner and the Slow Descent into Lazy Euphoria): Might attempt to cook something in the kitchen, because, you know, the apartment has a kitchen. Probably fail miserably. More likely, we'll order in. Food Panda it is. Maybe some satay. Maybe some kolo mee. Definitely some more wet wipes. Finish the day with some cold beer on the balcony. Stare at the stars (or maybe just the apartment building across the street). Think about absolutely nothing. Ahhh, heaven.
Day 2: Kuching's Charm and a Tourist Disaster (Maybe)
- Morning (The Great Awakening): Ugh, the AC is too cold. Adjust. Repeat. Breakfast at the apartment. Instant coffee, because I'm the opposite of a barista. Contemplate the shower.
- Late Morning (Getting Out or Losing My Mind?): Deciding we should be "cultured" and brave the Kuching Waterfront. It's supposed to be gorgeous and have all these colonial buildings. Maybe. Probably. Pack the sunblock, the anti-mosquito spray (Sarawak mosquitoes are BRUTAL), and my quickly fading optimism.
- Midday (Waterfront Wanderings): Okay, the Waterfront is actually really quite lovely. I even manage a few Instagram-worthy photos. Major victory. There's a little riverside walk, some colourful buildings, and a whole bunch of river taxis. The heat is already making me wilt. Need water, and fast. Avoid the aggressive vendors.
- Afternoon (The Disaster…): The Sarawak Museum? I was supposed to visit the Sarawak Museum. I swear I looked it up. No. I have ended up at the Kuching Cat Museum. It's what it sounds like. All cats. Everything cats. Cat statues, cat paintings, cat exhibits. There is no escape. I love my cat. But this is a lot of cats. The air-con is weak. I start to feel a headache coming on. After two hours I decide to be done with the cat situation.
- Evening (Dinner and Regret): Eat at a place recommend by the cat museum. Not the best food. Maybe find a bar with live music. Drink too much tuak (local rice wine). The rest is a blur of laughter and terrible karaoke. Did I sing? Don't ask.
Day 3: Nature's Embrace (And Maybe Some Leeches)
- Morning (Operation: Semenggoh Wildlife Centre): Today, we're going orangutan spotting! Semenggoh is a sanctuary. It's a beautiful place. The air is thick with the smell of…well, nature. Butterflies buzz around. I have my camera. Let's get to it.
- Midday (Orangutan Drama): The orangutans, they are magnificent. They are free roaming, and they are amazing to see in action. A huge (and VERY hairy) male swings down from the canopy, eats some fruit, and then stares right at us. I feel humbled. What an experience!
- Afternoon (More Nature!): Bako National Park. Another boat ride, this time into the sea and around the coast. It looks beautiful on the website. You have to hike to get to the beaches. Hiking in the heat. My shoes are wrong, as always. I start to sweat. Every bush feels perilous. I nearly step on a snake. A water snake. I scream.
- Evening (Back to Reality): Recover from the hike with a cold shower. Then have an early dinner. Watch the sunset. Fall into a blissful exhaustion.
Day 4: Food, Glorious Food (And Maybe Some Regrets)
- Morning (Market Mayhem): Explore the local market! Fish, fruits, vegetables, the works. Try to haggle for some souvenirs. (Spoiler alert: fail miserably). Buy way too many exotic fruits.
- Midday (Food Court Frenzy): Lunch at a hawker centre. Try ALL the things. Laksa again, and more. The spicy noodles. Some steamed dumplings. I am so full.
- Afternoon (The Great Napping): You know the drill. Sleep. Probably make a mess of the bed.
- Evening (The Last Supper): One last amazing Sarawak laksa, if I can find it! Maybe try the pineapple and pepper. It's supposed to be "amazing" and… Well, at least the drinks are cold.
Day 5: Departure (And the Bitter Sweetness of Leaving)
- Morning (The Slow Unpacking): Pack. Sigh. Wish I could just stay.
- Midday (Last Bites and Bye-Byes): One last meal at a favourite spot. Say goodbye to Kuching. Promise myself I will come back.
- Afternoon (Departure - a little sad): Head to the airport. Board the plane. Think about the orangutans, the food, and the sheer bliss of doing absolutely nothing.
- Evening (Back to Reality): Land back home. Immediately miss Kuching. Start planning the next trip.
This is just a template. The true magic of travel lies in the unexpected, the imperfect, and the moments when everything goes wrong. Kuching won't disappoint, and neither will the absolute chaos of this so-called itinerary. Enjoy! (And bring wet wipes. Seriously.)
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Kuching's "HOTTEST" Jazz Suite (Viva City): FAQ - Prepare for the Truth... and Maybe a Laugh!
Okay, spill it. Is this Jazz Suite REALLY "hot"? Like, *actually* hot? (Humidity aside...)
The bedrooms. Three bedrooms, right? Tell me about the *actual* space. Because pictures can lie.
Two bathrooms? Praise be! But are they *functional* bathrooms? And clean? This is crucial!
What about the kitchen? Can you actually, you know, *cook* in it? I'm not talking gourmet, but basic.
The location (Viva City) – convenient? Easy to get around? Is there anything to DO nearby?
Let's talk about the *noise*. Is it noisy? (I'm a light sleeper.)
The Wi-Fi. Crucial. Is it reliable? Because I need to post my Instagram photos. Obviously.
Any quirks or annoyances I should be aware of? Tell me the *real* truth!
So, overall, would you recommend the JazzCozy Stay Spots

