Escape to Paradise: Casa de Campo La Luna Awaits in Peru!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a Peruvian fever dream, a place they call "Escape to Paradise: Casa de Campo La Luna Awaits." I'm back from the trenches (aka, a vacation that felt like I’d been through a real battle to get away – you know how it is!) and armed with enough opinions to sink a small boat. Let's get this show on the road, shall we? This review is going to get messy, real, and probably a little bit all over the place. Blame it on the pisco sours… or the jet lag… or maybe just me.
First Impressions: That Whole “Paradise” Thing?
Okay, so Paradise. That's a bold statement, right? Look, Casa de Campo La Luna isn't actually Eden (no apples shaped like weird fruit or judgmental snakes). BUT, it's got some serious potential to feel like paradise, especially once you're properly settled. The location is… well, it's Peru! That already gets you halfway there. The initial impact, arriving after a flight? It was the relief of being there that really hit me.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Honestly
- Wheelchair Accessible: Listen, finding truly accessible everything in Peru can be a challenge. Casa de Campo La Luna attempts to be, with elevators and some ramps. However, and let's be real here, some areas felt a little… clunky. The pathways weren't always smooth, and it's not the most perfect experience for wheelchair users. Definitely call ahead and double-check specifics if accessibility is your main priority.
- Other Accessibility related issues: (Like: Elevator - it's there, but how regularly will it work? Front desk - how will a person in a wheelchair be able to interact comfortably?)
Cleanliness and Safety: Pretty Solid, Thank Goodness
- The Vibe: Okay, let me tell you, COVID-19 is still a real deal, y'all. And Casa de Campo La Luna took it seriously. Anti-viral cleaning, daily disinfection – they’re on it. Staff were masked, helpful, and happy to help if you have a medical issue (Doctor/Nurse on call).
- Room Sanitization: They had a "sanitize between stays" system. You also have the option to opt-out? I'd rather they just do it, but hey.
- Safety Features: Fire extinguishers, smoke alarms etc. all present and accounted for, including CCTV
Rooms: Your Personal Peruvian Crash Pad (and Let's Talk About the Bed!)
My room? Well, it was a room. Air conditioning? Check. Blackout curtains? Bless. That’s essential after a long flight! The mini-bar was… okay, somewhat stocked, but I wasn't exactly expecting gourmet delights. Then the bed, the true heart of my experience, that I will return to later… Let's just say the best part was definitely the deep sleep I got (thanks to those blackout curtains and the generally quiet atmosphere).
- The Bed! The Bed! I could happily disappear.
- Wi-Fi: The free Wi-Fi in the rooms was a godsend – especially when I needed to check on my work (ugh).
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (and some Mild Disappointments)
- Restaurants/Bars: Yes, there ARE restaurants! The atmosphere was, let's say, "relaxed." There’s a poolside bar (hello, happy hour!), and a coffee shop. They even had a vegetarian restaurant, which was a relief.
- The Food Itself: The breakfast buffet was ok. The dinner offerings were mixed. The a la carte options were my go-to.
- Important to Note: I felt that the international cuisine restaurant was a little bit too safe, leaning towards bland at some points.
- Room Service, Bless Your Heart! The real MVP of my dining experience? Room service. Especially after a long day of nothing (and the occasional pisco sour). I also enjoyed my room service because I needed a bit of a breather after too much human interaction. They provided options when I needed them, the food, from what I recall between naps was pretty good, all-in-all!
- Other Notes: The hotel had contactless payment, which was nice.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: From Bliss to 'Meh'
- The Spa: This is where Casa de Campo La Luna genuinely shone. The spa. Did I mention the spa? The spa! Seriously. I had a massage that was so good; I think I briefly achieved nirvana. The sauna, steam room, everything. Worth the trip alone. If you like to relax, don't skip the Body scrub or Body Wrap.
- The Pool: Stunning views. Absolutely stunning. And perfect for a lazy afternoon.
- Fitness Center: I intended to use the gym. Seriously, I did. But the call of the pool and my bed won out. But, hey, it’s there!
- For the Kids: They have babysitting service, family-friendly facilities, they even have a kids meal!
Services and Conveniences: Your Survival Kit
- The Essentials: They had a concierge, currency exchange, luggage storage. The usual.
- What was REALLY Nice: Daily housekeeping. And they give you water bottles.
- A Minor Quibble: The "convenience store" was… limited. Bring your own snacks!
Getting Around: Airport Transfers and Beyond
- Car Park: Free on site, easy peasy.
- Airport Transfer: Definitely use the airport transfer service. They have airport transfers.
The Verdict: Should You Escape to Paradise? (Maybe)
Look, Casa de Campo La Luna isn’t perfect. It has its quirks, its ups and downs. But, overall? I liked it.
- I loved it because: The spa experience was truly incredible. The staff was generally helpful and friendly, and the overall atmosphere fostered relaxation. The views are incredible!
- I didn't love: The accessibility could be upgraded a bit. Things could be better, but that's fine.
- Ultimately: I left feeling relaxed and rejuvenated.
Here's the Pitch: Ready to Book?
Listen up, because here's the deal. If you're looking for serious pampering, stunning views, and a chill atmosphere, Casa de Campo La Luna should definitely be on your radar.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're not just planning a trip to Casa de Campo La Luna – we're experiencing it. And trust me, this ain't gonna be some perfectly curated Instagram post. This is raw, unfiltered, and probably a little bit chaotic. Let's get messy with this Peruvian adventure!
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Day 1: Arrival and the Great Sunburn Scare!
- Morning (aka: The Early Fumble): So, we're off! Lima airport, bleh. Pretty standard. That initial blast of Peruvian heat hits you like a brick. Seriously, I thought my face was melting off. Found the pre-booked transfer (thank God for pre-booking!), a battered old car that still somehow has a soul. The driver, Carlos, was a man of few words, but blasted some seriously bumping reggaeton. I was instantly in love.
- Mid-day (aka: The Oasis Appears): The drive to Casa de Campo La Luna is pretty… well, dusty. And then, BAM! The gates open and you're staring at what feels like a hidden oasis. Seriously, the landscaping is unreal. Lush, green, and those strategically placed palms are just chef's kiss. Checking in was… a little clunky, but hey, the staff seems genuinely lovely, even when my Spanish faltered. They pointed us to our casita and I swear, I’ve never been so happy to see air conditioning.
- Afternoon (aka: Sunburn Redemption): Pool time! YES. After a quick dip to cool from the drive, I got a bit overzealous with the sun. I thought I was prepared. I had sunscreen! I was wrong. So, I was in bad shape. Basically, I turned into a lobster. Lesson learned: Peruvian sun is no joke! The hotel shop had aloe vera though, so crisis averted, almost. Spent the rest of the afternoon hiding in a hammock, sipping a ridiculously overpriced pisco sour, and feeling sorry for myself.
- Evening (aka: The Starry Night Sigh): Dinner! We dined at the hotel restaurant. The food was good, not mind-blowing. But the ambiance? Magic. The sky was THIS much close. Stars EVERYWHERE. I swear I saw a shooting star and made a wish (secret: it involved a lifetime supply of ceviche). Laughter with new friends, and then a well-deserved sleep.
Day 2: Horse Power and Questionable Equestrian Skills
- Morning (aka: The Equine Encounter): Okay, so, full disclosure: I'm not a horse person. But horseback riding in the desert? Seemed romantic. And the hotel offers it! Booked a tour, feeling all adventurous. I'm thinking a graceful, wind-swept ride, you know? Noble steed?
- Later (aka: The Great, but Uneasy, Mount): The reality? My horse, 'Rocinante', was a grumpy old fellow. Getting on was a struggle. I felt like a giant clumsy penguin trying to mount a very patient creature. Once aboard, the ride was a bit of a disaster. I have very little experience riding, but the guide was patient and kind. The scenery? Incredible. The valleys and the river were beautiful. But, I spent most of the ride clinging on for dear life, murmuring apologies to Rocinante for my terrible equestrian ineptitude.
- Afternoon (aka: Ceviche Obsession): Back at the hotel, and my butt hurt. So, I took a break in my room and after a while, I started to crave ceviche. I asked the reception for the recommendations in the area. It turned out that the locals are not as enthusiastic about ceviche as I am I ended up going to a restaurant, where I had a ceviche and a cold beer, perfect.
- Evening (aka: Reflection and Raucous Laughter): Evening brought a new friend, and we laughed so hard our stomachs hurt. We spent the night trading stories and drinking local wine. I’d say it was a night to remember.
Day 3: Hiking and the Search for a Lost Water Bottle.
- Morning (aka: The Hill Climb): We decided to hike up a nearby hill. The idea was to catch the sunrise. We are a bit late but we got there. The views from the top were breathtaking. Well, at least, they would have been if I hadn't been spending half the time gasping for breath.
- Mid-day (aka: Water Bottle Tragedy): And then, disaster struck. I lost my water bottle. I was absolutely devastated. It was a perfectly practical water bottle! I’d had the thing forever. We spent a good hour retracing our steps, my internal monologue alternating between "I'm a fool" and "I'm going to DIE of dehydration."
- Afternoon (aka: Poolside Recovery): We spent the afternoon by the pool, recuperating from the hike (and my water bottle mourning). I made a mental note to buy another one.
- Evening (aka: The Karaoke Debacle): The hotel had karaoke night. What a disaster. I’m not sure what was worse - my singing or the fact that I was on camera! But the laughter, the camaraderie, that’s what I’ll really remember.
Day 4: Departure (and a Promise to Return)
- Morning (aka: The Last Glance): One last leisurely breakfast, soaking up the peace of the place. I wish I would've had more time here.
- Departure (aka: Lima, Again): The transfer back to the airport felt bittersweet. Part of me was ready to go, to the next adventure. But part of me was already missing the slow pace, the starry nights, the slightly grumpy horse. I'm no expert but I'm already making plans to return.
Final Thoughts:
Casa de Campo La Luna isn't perfect. It's kind of rough around the edges, and you need to be prepared to do a little bit of hustling. It got a little messy somewhere in the middle, but that's the point. The food might not blow you away, but the experience? The atmosphere? It's pure magic. And I'm already scheming my return… just need to work on my equestrian skills. And seriously, next time, I'm packing two water bottles.
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Escape to Paradise: Casa de Campo La Luna Awaits! - Um... What IS This Place? (Answering Your Questions, Maybe...)
Okay, seriously, what *is* Casa de Campo La Luna? Like, is it a hotel? A spaceship? Do they serve breakfast burritos? (That last one is crucial.)
Alright, alright, settle down, burrito breath. Casa de Campo La Luna is, in the loosest sense of the word, a *retreat*. Think: a collection of houses (or cabañas, as they fancy call it) nestled in a gorgeous, *gorgeous* (I can't stress this enough) valley in Perú. It’s rustic. Think: not the Ritz. Think: more like, well, a really, REALLY charming, slightly bohemian, and *completely* off-the-grid - in the most lovely way - kind of place. And yes, I *think* they might do a breakfast burrito or two. God, I hope so. My hangry side needs a good breakfast.
So, it's "rustic"? Does that mean no Wi-Fi? Because, you know, #influencerlife...
Rustic with a capital “R.” Wi-Fi? Bless your heart. Picture this: you’re surrounded by breathtaking mountains, the air is crisp, the only sounds are the chirping of unseen birds... and then you furiously try to reconnect because your work emails are, like, THE ONLY thing that matters.
Okay, so there *is* Wi-Fi. Sort of. It's better described as "intermittent bursts of digital connection." Embrace the disconnect, people. Seriously. It’s HARD at first, but then you realize... the world keeps spinning. And you can actually *talk* to other humans at dinner! It's a miracle.
What's the *food* situation? Am I going to be eating beans and rice for a week? Because, honestly, I've seen enough beans and rice to last a lifetime.
Okay, the food… listen, this is where Casa de Campo La Luna *shines*. Forget beans and rice (though, there might be a little bit of that, let’s be real). Picture fresh, locally sourced everything. Fruits overflowing with flavor, vegetables that actually *taste* like vegetables... and enough meat to make a carnivore weep with joy. They have a chef who cooks with heart! And occasionally, they'll set up a big BBQ feast, with juicy BBQ chicken. Seriously, it’s worth the trip just to inhale the aroma of the BBQ, and the taste is even better. I still dream about that chicken. I might cry.
Activities? Is it all just sitting around looking majestic? Because, hey, I can do that at home.
Majestic staring is definitely an option. But it's not the *only* option. There are hikes, horseback riding (which, by the way, I'm not sure is for me. I'm more a "sit on a comfy chair" type of human), exploring ancient Inca trails, and they even sometimes have yoga. They may offer some spiritual activities too, although I couldn't tell you much about it. I spent most of my time just staring at the views and eating. No regrets. Oh, and there's a river for swimming, which is freezing cold, but so invigorating. It's good for you, they say. I’m not sure if by "good" they meant I was supposed to be enjoy it, I tried and my teeth were still clattering for hours!
Tell me about the rooms. Are they swanky? Do I need to bring a silk robe?
Swanky? Nope. Silk robe? Maybe, if you *really* want to make a statement. The rooms are charming, comfortable, and rustic. Think exposed beams, local textiles, and a feeling of tranquility that will make you want to throw a tantrum when you have to leave. You're not there for the luxury, you're there for the experience, feeling connected with something bigger than yourself. Which, in my case, might have been a good meal.
One thing though: pack earplugs. The local wildlife is, shall we say, *vocal*. Birds, insects, other critters... they'll keep you entertained. Or awake, depending on your tolerance. I learned to love the sounds. Even at 3 AM.
What's the best part? The *absolute* best part?
Okay, the best part... I think it's the *feeling*. The feeling of being completely unplugged. The feeling of slowing down. The feeling of actually *seeing* the world around you, instead of just staring at a screen. It's getting your soul back. It's not always perfect. You'll probably face a few hiccups along the way (power outages are inevitable, but the staff are good, and there's always candles). But honestly, it's a small price to pay for something truly incredible.
My highlight? One evening, I was standing out on my porch. The moon was HUGE, and gold, and just... shining on everything. Like, it was breathtaking. It felt like I was living in a dream. In that moment, I swear, all the worries and stresses of the world just… melted away. And then I went inside and ate some more food. Because, priorities.
Is it romantic? I'm thinking of taking my significant other. Will we have a good time?
Yes. It's *super* romantic. Imagine sunsets over the mountains, sharing a bottle of wine, and whispering sweet nothings under the starlit sky. Or, you know, just quietly enjoying the views together. One couple, and I won't name names, but they seemed to *really* enjoy each other's company. Let's just say there was a lot of hand-holding, and the occasional giggle. They seemed to be lost in a bubble of their own world. I just hope they left some food for the rest of us!
